X-files drinking game

The X-files Drinking Game is actually really really simple to play. All you need is to watch X-files on tv or on your VCR and get some of your favourite beverage. (Warning! If you're planning on watching more than one episode,I advise you not to choose a liquid that contains a lot of alcohol...) (also, if you have chosen to drink water, make sure that there is a free bathroom within a few meters range). Note: you are NOT allowed to visit the toilet until you have watched the whole episode!! This is a rule, which is NOT to be broken (or else you have to buy everybody the drinks and the pizza.)
The masochistic version: drink only water, watch at least 10 episodes in a row using the bathroom only once (at the end of course!). I am sure you find this game and especially this version very amusing.

1 SIP, WHEN...
Mulder says something funny
Either character smiles
A mutant/alien/monster kills someone
Characters show their badges
Anyone says anything about conspiracy theory
Mulder or Scully says "are you O.K." to the other
Some strange smoke or fogg appears
Someone uses a foreign word
Scully does a voice over

2 SIPS, WHEN...
Mulder or Scully launches into an awkward sounding explanation of some historical/scientific fact/principal
Mulder or Scully goes in a dark place alone
Someone dies an extremely gory death
Mulder & Scully have an inside joke
Mulder or Scully calls each other on the cellular phone and the first thing the other says is "Hi, it's me. Where are you??"
Somebody cries for help
Somebody makes growling noises

3 SIPS, WHEN...
Mulder or Scully gets kidnapped (agentnapped) =-
We see Mulder's or Scully's dreams
Scully cries or weeps
Every time a flashlight so bright it must require a car battery is used in a dark room
Somebody fools Mulder or Scully and he/she even believes it
An animal kills someone
Either character uses computer
Skinner or Cancer Man appears
Mulder contacts Deep Throat/Mr. X

4 SIPS, WHEN...
Mulder is called Fox
Mulder looses his temper
Internet is mentioned
Somebody threatens either characters life
An alien appears
Mulder mentiones his sisters abduction
Someone knows about Mulder's sister and wont tell him about it
Cancer Man is smoking around a visible non-smoking sign
Scully gets nauseous

5 SIPS, WHEN...
A space craft appears
An important person dies
Mulder gets nauseous/seasick
Mulder or Scully is put in jail
Scully believes that something is/might be paranormal and Mulder doesn't
Either gets into a fight, loses gun and wins fight without the others help
Scullys black ball-point pen appears
It's 11.21 p.m. in the show
Mulder goes jogging
Mulder and/or Scully are wrong about something and get really embarrassed by it

6 SIPS, WHEN...
Mulder or Scully goes on a date
Mulder and/or Scully are seen in swimmingsuits
The credits say something other than "The truth is out there"
Mulder is called "Spooky Mulder"
Mulder can be connected to pornfilms or sunflowerseeds
Either character wears a hat of somekind
Mulder cries or weeps
Either character mentiones one of these phrases: "Trust no one" "Deny everything"
"I want to believe"
"The truth is out there"